• LeninsBeard [he/him]
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    17 days ago

    Sorry for this procedure we will only pay for a metal rod to stick in your mouth like you're in a WWII movie

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      17 days ago

      Actually, the metal rod costs more. We'll cover the leather strap for the patient to bite down on - the shot of whiskey is to be covered by the patient

      • LaughingLion [any, any]
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        17 days ago

        for real it all seems so medieval

        like they opened my leg and HAMMERED a titanium rod into the marrow. i dont think anyone could be awake for that