I know we're riding high on this dude getting got and that we all wish this would happen more often.

all i'm saying is don't post anything you wouldn't want read out in a courtroom. fedposting are watching

  • Bureaucrat
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    17 days ago

    Prosecutor: Bureaucrat, it looks like you were caught posting pictures of the same 'whatchamacallit' that was used to kill Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in response to the death of Mr. Thompson. Do you find this funny?

    Me: Actually, it's called a 'doohickey' the-doohickey and I'm tired of pretending it's not. i-do

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      17 days ago

      Do all bureaucrats/bureaucats have to show up and answer the questions simultaneously? Just thinking about the logistics of this.

      • Bureaucrat
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        17 days ago

        A different bureaucrat gets to go to each court date and is provided notes on what the last one said 20 minutes prior, we draw straws for jury summons, and the least vulnerable goes to prison first.