...is that he can't tell anyone about it. It's like being a superhero and having to hide your identity. I hope he has a few ride-or-die homies that know so he can celebrate.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      15 days ago

      Excusing myself every hour from every social event for the rest of my life to have a big laugh in the next room

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        15 days ago

        Wouldn't even do that

        I already got secrets I'm taking to the grave, what's one more?