We absolutely know who the shooter is, which is why we're raising the bounty to lure them into a false sense of security. The net is closing in.

https://archive.ph/kWQc1

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    "Hello, FBI? Yes, I have some information. The shooter was dressed in black and had a backpack on, and he had a gun. ... Well I didn't see 'novel' and 'useful' anywhere in the ad, do I get my 50k by check or...?"

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      Class action lawsuit against the FBI for false advertising

      • redtea@lemmygrad.ml
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        1 month ago

        Them trying to argue that they stopped using the description of the killer after that info was reported.