This is real.

  • DankZedong @lemmygrad.ml
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    13 days ago

    I guess this is one way to reduce stress among your employees.

    My gf recently had to do a survey at her job and the results were so bad that their management decided to have individual evaluation talks. Turns out they were trying to find out who filled in what to see who was negative about the company.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      "No one is leaving this office until I figure out who called me a poopyhead!" kitty-cri-screm

    • underisk [none/use name]
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      13 days ago

      I don’t know if firing a large chunk of people simultaneously will be as good for stress as you think. It will certainly stop the ones left from being honest with you ever again, though.

  • asg101 [none/use name, comrade/them]
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    13 days ago

    After one of the many takeovers I endured while working in tech, the new bosses brought in a corporate shill in a lab coat to tell us all how stress is actually GOOD for you.

    Fuck them, I hope they all get Adjusted.

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      13 days ago

      As a biologist, I do not trust people who wear lab coats as a public facing uniform

      Lab coats aren’t for the vibe, they’re for keeping chemicals, tissue, and rat pee off of your clothes.

      • Karma_404 [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        TrueAnon rule 22: Only trust biologist with rat piss on their lab coat

      • asg101 [none/use name, comrade/them]
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        13 days ago

        Yeah, no one bought her BS, but I am sure the corp paid her well while they claimed they had no money for raises for the workers.

  • knfrmity@lemmygrad.ml
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    13 days ago

    We promise this survey we do on a Microsoft platform you have to log in to using your work account is completely anonymous. It's only so that we can try to improve your experience here and create better working conditions for you.

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    Removed from how much of a dickhead you have to be to do this do you never stop to wonder as to why certain people might be so stressed? Like I feel it's basically guaranteed that the majority of them are going to be the lynchpin of processes and not like the slackers