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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 9 days ago

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 9 days ago
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  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    They're pooping over there so we don't have to poop here

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    • huf [he/him]
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      9 days ago

      this is by far the best comment here, let's recognise it properly

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  • PRNE@weatherishappening.network
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    9 days ago

    @Dirt_Owl my yellow ribbon stands for piss not yucky poop get that outta here

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    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
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      9 days ago

      I can't believe you would disrespect me like that.

      I sacrificed my life so you could poop in peace at home and this is how you repay me?

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      • propter_hog [any, any]
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        9 days ago

        OWLS DONT POOP i mean kinda but its a slurry mix of pee and poo like diarrhea.

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        • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
          hexagon
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          9 days ago

          Oh so now we're coming at me for being efficient

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  • buh [she/her]
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    9 days ago

    Poosoner of war • Pissing in action 🫡

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  • kristina [she/her]
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    9 days ago

    God could dad poop

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  • huf [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    meanwhile the MIC (Manure Industrial Complex) chuckles and rubs its hands together

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    8 days ago

    Show

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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