InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • edit-28 hours ago[Not the Onion] an Ivy League graduate vs a son of small-town Iowaimagemessage-square31 fedilinkarrow-up1129file-text
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minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear34·6 hours ago a son of small-town Iowa who ascended Totally not a religious cult, this capitalism thing. link
minus-squareOnlineBrainworms [none/use name]hexbear13·4 hours agoEveryone can ascend if you just work hard enough. Everyone can be a millionaire CEO. Capitalism totally doesn't rely on a mass of low paid workers to actually produce things and do work. We can all be CEOs! link
minus-squareHohsia [he/him]hexbear3·3 hours agoJust need to start a company thanks to your daddy’s money! Simple! link
minus-squarenohaybanda [he/him]hexbear24·6 hours agoMore of a descent, honestly. Or vertical readjustment if you wanna be fancy with it. link
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Totally not a religious cult, this capitalism thing.
Everyone can ascend if you just work hard enough. Everyone can be a millionaire CEO. Capitalism totally doesn't rely on a mass of low paid workers to actually produce things and do work. We can all be CEOs!
Just need to start a company thanks to your daddy’s money! Simple!
Oh he's ascended now lmao
More of a descent, honestly. Or vertical readjustment if you wanna be fancy with it.