Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 10 days ago

Why are all small businesses like this lmao

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Why are all small businesses like this lmao

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 10 days ago

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flipsideenergy.com

Flipside Energy is a different style of energy hit. We first made it for ourselves, but it was too awesome not to share with you legends.

This is the most stereotypical "Bored rich frat bros start a small business" thing I've ever seen.

The cars.

The forced influencer speak.

The putting their faces on EVERYTHING.

I dunno why I find this so funny, but I do.

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE! WHO LET THESE MEN INTO MY HOUSE?!?

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
hexagon
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10 days ago
No but it's got some new chemical in it that they totally came up with themselves.

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- Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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  10 days ago
  I wonder how long until they start putting meth in energy drinks but it's made from herbs or something so it's legal
  
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  - Nakoichi [they/them]
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    10 days ago
    Pretty sure something similar has already happened
    
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  - NotThatKindOfFedPosting [she/her]
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    10 days ago
    Always has been.
    
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    - Sulvor [he/him, undecided]M
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      10 days ago
      Yeah they used to put that stuff in weight loss pills and people were having heart attacks and shit
      
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