This is the most stereotypical "Bored rich frat bros start a small business" thing I've ever seen.
The cars.
The forced influencer speak.
The putting their faces on EVERYTHING.
I dunno why I find this so funny, but I do.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE! WHO LET THESE MEN INTO MY HOUSE?!?
That slogan
But also, what were they thinking with this pic? [CW: Implied sexual stuff]
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Did you know that C.U.M is a natural and healthy way to get energy? Its nothing but sugar and protein!
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Oh my god it keeps getting worse the more I learn about these two
Australian billionaire Adrian Portelli uses court appearance to promote energy drink
Capitalism rewarding only the best of our society with billions
So, just another energy drink?
A very unregulated and deceptive market?
Pretending like their caffeinated sugar water is unique in some way
Fair dinkum indeed
No but it's got some new chemical in it that they totally came up with themselves.
I wonder how long until they start putting meth in energy drinks but it's made from herbs or something so it's legal
Yeah they used to put that stuff in weight loss pills and people were having heart attacks and shit
The reason I don't have a lambo is that my dump truck ass would crush the hood in
That is on the far side of the petite bourgeois scale, on the other end they have no website and at most maybe a facebook page with last post from 3 years ago announcing they are closed on christmas day.
Flipside Energy is 330ml of pure energy boost without the extra calories
Which is it lol
without the extra calories or fake stuff
available in sugar and sugar-free
Was trying to find any ingredient listing's on the site and didn't get anywhere but did see a 1 star review on their order page saying they're 54 grams of sugar per can
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Best I could find was this
Serving size 36 grams
Wut
the top image made me think they owned like a custom car auto body shop, like for wraps and ground effects.
but of course it's drop shipped caffeinated sugar water.
Fair dinkum
Is that Australian version if Dunkin' Donuts or something
not many people know this, but Donut Fair merged with Dinkum Donuts back in 1992 and became Fair Dinkum
Launching a new energy drink into an extremely saturated market? Seems like a good idea only if you're already loaded and doing as some kind of tax cheat or money laundering operation.
At least Rich Energy was funny due to being run by a blatant scammer.
Oh, you don't trust that these two geniuses had a bunch of vats of additives and taurine just lying around?
Everything in that photo was rented for the day's photo shoot and I refuse to believe otherwise.
