I don't fucking care about this guy he is probably not the shooter and you all taking the feds/NYPD word on this need to check youself. You are fucking disgraceful. Any and all Luigi posting is banned from this comm going forward. Do some self crit.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    I actually got around to reading the """Manifesto""" today and it's exactly what a 40 year old cop who dropped out of high school would think an Ivy League zoomer would sound like.

    Like this popo with doughnut crumbs down the front of his shirt starting to type in the way he normally types on Facebook and then hitting backspace 25 times (instead of ctrl+a or holding down backspace) because you're not fabricating evidence for your average shooter, you're fabricating evidence for an Ivy League shooter. Oh, oh shit. How do upper class people speak?

    Hmm... They say "Oh I do declare!". And they're polite because that's how they are on TV. That means he would say sorry for causing a scene. But wait, he would use a bigger word. "Oh, I do apologize." God dammit you're a genius! Lets throw in some left-adjacent lingo aaaaaaand

    End result:

    "The spiral notebook, if present1, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist2 of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info3 there. I do apologize4 for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming.5"

    1 yes that is definitely how educated zoomers speak

    2 why yes, it shall shed light on the situation. Wait, no, illuminate! It shall illuminate the.... gist! of it

    3 oh shit he's supposed to be tech bro adjacent.... uhh, my shit's locked down bro, I'm an engineer, you can't get much info outta that y'know bro, crytpo blockchain encryption

    4 Oh I do declare that I apologize for the situation at hand and I am sincerely sorry for strife and.... synonym for strife...

    5 I do apologize, but also this is a rich person wait what would a zoomer call it... b... boogie? Autocorrect isn't helping me here. What's another lingo? Parasite! Haha. I'm terribly sorry for trauma and strife but also this subhuman parasite deserved to die.

    Yeah IF Luigi is the guy, they planted the gun and manifesto. Someone trolling the cops with a fake backpack of monopoly money and writing on bullet casings isn't going to write a dogshit manifesto like that.

    • MouthyHooker [she/her]
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      2 days ago

      It does strike me as very odd that a tech bro would have a handwritten manifesto on his person and not something digital that would be automatically disseminated, but maybe I watch too many movies.

      • spectre [he/him]
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        2 days ago

        I lean toward Luigi being the guy (not cause the cops said 🙄), definitely far from a final decision (one would be foolish to have made up their mind with the information currently available), but there's a lot of weird stuff with this case that I'm interested to figure out an explanation for. Including what you described, who handwrites a manifesto?

        • MouthyHooker [she/her]
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          1 day ago

          Yeah I am leaning toward him being the guy but there are quite a few things that don’t add up. My current theory is that he did it but the cops planted evidence to make sure the charges stick, because most of what they have without the gun, manifesto, and cash is just circumstantial. I also think it’s a bit foolish to have made up your mind one way or another because we don’t have enough information yet. There are things that point to Luigi being the killer and there are things that point to it being a frame job.

          • spectre [he/him]
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            18 hours ago

            Yep it could be an OJ situation ("cops framed a guilty man")

            Could be that the cops are full of shit and he's not the guy. It was always going to take more than just a week to figure it out though.

    • miz [any, any]
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      2 days ago

      that "if present" might as well be wearing mirrorshades and a blue uniform