Fuck this guy. Cancel him IMMEDIATELY. There are STARVING electric eels in the ocean, and he's just WASTING their battery food in his stew!
This is bullshit. Fucking eel-starver motherfucker. Fuck.
Creating the country's next superfund site, one smoke detector at a time
Think of all the metals and minerals that could be extracted!
On the plus side, this person will never be able to make money selling their house because of this terrible decision.
On the minus side, it's doubtful their neighbors will be able to either. Gas and oil seeps far and wide fast.
How to get rid of your garbage and extract money from settlers
Unfortunately the money is unlikely to go anywhere but to banks/brokers and government, neither of which seem inclined to do anything about current or historical injustice
no esteemed deed is commemorated here, but we do have Ecto Cooler
Does the picture have that much noise because of the radiation from smoke detectors? Idk if that's how cameras even work lol.
