My name is not Luigi. Other facts about me:

  • I like TTRPGs, but only the good ones
  • I dislike Capitalism very much
  • My favorite movie is The Princess Diaries
  • I have between 0 and 16 children
  • I’m not very cis. Not very cis at all
  • I’m probably autistic but diagnosis is a fuck
  • My ADHD was once described by a neuropsych as “particularly aggressive”
  • The_sleepy_woke_dialectic [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    My ADHD was once described by a neuropsych as “particularly aggressive”

    Reminds me of the time my balls were described by a doctor as "grossly unremarkable"
    Getting owned by medical professionals solidarity

  • miz [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    it should be mandatory to lionize this user

      • AntifaSuperWombat [she/her]
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        1 month ago

        No, no, no! I’m not an evil cop. I’m just a McDonald’s employee, you see. I’m part of the proletariat, just like you. left-unity-3

          • AntifaSuperWombat [she/her]
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            1 month ago

            No problem. Just take a seat. It’s gonna be ready in about 15 mins, maybe 20 if the co... I mean my fellow workers are a bit busy.

  • Carcharodonna [she/her]M
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    1 month ago

    Hi and welcome, NotLuigi!! cat-trans

    My favorite movie is The Princess Diaries

    So one of the weirdest dreams I’ve ever had involved me being at this pretty normal non-fancy house where everyone was prepping for Anne Hathaway coming over for dinner. For some reason my feet just fell off. Like, no blood or anything, they just disconnected. I felt super embarrassed about it so I taped them back on with scotch tape the best I could and was super worried they would fall off again in front of Anne Hathaway which would have been even more embarrassing.

    Anyways, glad to have you here and let us know if you have any questions! meow-hug

    • NotLuigi [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      Honestly if Anne Hathaway was coming over to my house my feet probably fall off too so that’s fair.

      And I’ve been lurking for a bit here so hopefully everything should be comfy pretty quickly

  • Real_User [any]
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    1 month ago

    I like TTRPGs, but only the good ones

    Oh, like 5e? troll

    • NotLuigi [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      Without my meds I just lose executive functioning and melt into the couch like those old anti-drug commercials except me it’s when I’m not on drugs wooooooo

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Welcome to Hexbear! It's kinda like that cool foot clan hangout from the first ninja turtles movie except instead of master splinter it's capitalism.