I feel like we need to explain dprk-soldier again, amongst other things

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 days ago

      I forgot about president parrot until just now! We have deep lore, it's mostly silly and oddly bird based at times.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          4 days ago

          Birds are cool as hell. I'm a crow guy rn but working my way to other birdwatching. There is just an amazing and kinda exemplary crow community city right in the trees of my neighborhood that I've been keeping an eye on for almost 2 years now. We could learn from crows. They're the real neighborhood, the people are alienated units. I spent a day last year watching them build nests and not only were they strategically building nests so each one could get a view of other nests they were sharing materials, I'd see the same crow bringing stuff to different nests and kinda cross referenced it with what they wee carrying and it was pretty clear they were tsking what was needed to where it was needed even if it wasn't their nest. They built a community together. Crows are literally comrades.

        • Mindfury [he/him]
          hexagon
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          4 days ago

          I should bring back bird posting

          you mean late night catposting

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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        4 days ago

        My first bit on this site, possibly my worst lmao.

        Fake news stories about a parrot (President Parrot, shortened to PP) being president and managing to be better than a real politician despite being a chaotic neutral parrot that just wants crackers.

        president-parrot-patriotic

        Beware, these are pretty cringe (but let's be real I've always been cringe) lmao:

        https://hexbear.net/post/61555

        https://hexbear.net/post/61583

        https://hexbear.net/post/79474

        https://hexbear.net/post/61856

        https://hexbear.net/post/61531

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      4 days ago

      Ah yes, President Parrot

      Narrowly edged out President Porpoise in the election of '18