Is loud and expects everyone to laugh at his jokes even though they were outdated in the 80s

Obsessed with recapturing his glory days.

His kids hate him and used to tolerate him because he had money, but now their relationships are increasingly strained as he keeps pissing his money away on crypto scams.

Totally not obsessed with the other superpower who married his ex-wife and their more stable relationship.

Disclaimer: this is a joke, there is nothing actually wrong with being old and divorced. There is something wrong with the US though.