Dear dames of Hexbear,

I'm a young man born in the early part of the last century. I think it's time to settle down. I'm looking for a redhead or brunette aged between 42 to 48 or 35 to 37. I really would like to get to know someone who boils my cabbage, so to speak. I don't say many words, so you could call that being a good listener. I enjoy going to see the horse races and listening to big bands on the radio. My mother, god please may she burn in hell, just passed away recently; so I desperately need someone who knows how to wash dishes and isn't all loud and opinionated about where and how I spit the chewing tobacco.

I'm a very passionate and loving man. For one reason or another, you're not going to get much sleep in the bed I share with my siblings, Thorn and Sema.

You MUST reply with several full body calotypes. I will NOT reply to anyone with a BMI over 11.