These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexagon
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    2 days ago

    It is the devils bargain. You only get this level of comfort by betting physically separated from your partner. Innovation in isolation.

    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      You say that, but while I may feel an increase in discomfort when my partner invades my sofa space for a hug, I never fall asleep so soundly and happily as when she’s there. Better than any bed.