These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.
There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.
this is a couch for bros. youre supposed to game or sports with a bro in one of these.
But what if you want to cuddle with a bro
That's what the bed is for