I have two friends who’ve become almost like roommates to me—they sleep at a low-barrier women’s shelter (one of the two is a cis dude, but they allow couples at the shelter), and then I pick them up and help them run their errands and whatnot. I got it from them.
They, in turn, got it from a scum fuck “friend” of theirs, who basically said something to the effect of:
Lol you know how you’ve been hanging out with me in this very cramped space on a regular basis? Well I had head lice that entire time, and so do you now. Oops.
I’m not too bothered by this. I felt a little bit of shame when I first found out, but it’s kind of gone away. My scalp itches a bit.
On the plus side lice like clean hair, so you've got that going for you. In all seriousness, please be careful in your car. It would suck to have it infested.
Bahaha.