• Sulvor [he/him, undecided]
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    17 hours ago

    If this is fake it’s pretty well done and mimics corpo-speak well

    #4 seems to be the most “ehhh maybe this is fake”

    • a_little_red_rat [he/him, comrade/them]M
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      15 hours ago

      4 is absolutely not "ehhh", it's in line with every company I worked for lol

      In general I find the OP to be very plausible, and I'm not even Amerikkkan

      • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]
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        11 hours ago

        “Exemplars of leadership and professionalism” lol usually it’s a little more subtle than that