Like back when I was a teen me and my all female friend group would mockingly say "Like my wife? Am I right fellas?!" As a bit. Then we would all go HAW HAW like old men.

Typically at random shit like: "This chicken is dry, LIKE MY WIFE AM I RIGHT?!?" Trying to catch each other off guard.

"This cat is so cute. LIKE MY WIFE AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?!?"

Chicks rock.

I miss my highschool friends.

And my WIFE, AM I RIGHT FELLAS?!?" HAW!"

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]
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    2 days ago

    I know, right? I was just telling our marriage counselor the other day how I received an ultimatum that if I do my Borat impression one more time, we're getting divorced.

    He asked me who told me that distress