A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!
Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!
We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!
...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!
Can we add in some multi-day holidays/festivals? I feel like we're missing the spirit of true bacchanalia by needing to be back to work the next day. Our ancestors would want us to have tomorrow off too