Very strange article. I guess this author went down some wikipedia rabbit holes and feels the need to tell you what he found. Highlights:

  • Author finds women scary and unsettling
  • The judge's dad was lee harvey oswald's probation officer when he was a kid, and testified at the Warren hearings that he shot JFK due to too much TV which the author finds not only plausible but obvious
  • Luigi's lawyers are married couple, and the husband needs to schedule around his other case, Sean Combs

archive.ph, original link

full article slightly annotated

The accused CEO killer looked less like an Ivy League college graduate on Monday, and more like federal inmate Number 52503-511.

Michael Daly

Published Dec. 23 2024 9:44PM EST

The effects of four days in the dreaded Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) were immediately apparent when Luigi Mangione was led into a 13th floor courtroom in Manhattan Supreme Court on Monday morning.

The 26-year-old had been clean shaven and freshly barbered on Thursday when he stepped onto a downtown Manhattan helipad from an NYPD helicopter. The orange prison uniform he had been issued after his arrest in Pennsylvania had made him distinct and memorable, meme-able amid a mass of cops and officials. His look had turned collegiate when he arrived in federal court later that day in a quarter zip sweater, white dress shirt and Khakis.

The only difference in his attire on Monday was that he now wore a maroon crew neck sweater. But his formerly smooth cheeks were stubbled and there was a darkening around his eyes. He was looking less like an Ivy League college graduate and much more like federal inmate Number 52503-511.

  1. Is this a biologist or a journalist? His understanding of hair growth is unsurpassed.
  2. I like how this guy really leans on the idea that incarceration isn't really for rich people

Several of the two dozen women and six men who filled the two spectator benches at the back wore masks in solidarity with the man accused of gunning down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson on a Manhattan sidewalk on December 4.

WOMEN

Groups of WOMEN

Sounds wicked, doesn't it?

At the time, Thompson had been walking along to an annual investor meeting as if nobody had any reason to bear him ill will. But his death triggered a remarkable online eruption of anger toward health insurers, Thompson’s company in particular. The killer left behind shell casings bearing the words deny, and defend and depose, an apparent nod to common health insurance tactics_._ UnitedHealthcare leads the industry in denials and many people theorized that the gunman was one of the millions of people who had suffered a loss as a result.

After police identified the fugitive behind the mask as Mangione, it appeared that he had no personal grievance with UnitiedHealthcare. But his good looks and what was widely viewed as a good cause contributed to a second online eruption, this time in support of someone accused of fatally shooting an unarmed and unsuspecting father of two in the back. It appeared that for some, handsome is as handsome does, whatever it does.

^^^ When your gf is more interested in looking at pictures of a murderer than talking to you.

All eyes in the courtroom were on Mangione Monday as he was escorted down the aisle of one of the least dingy courtrooms in the building. He was scrutinized in such detail that some observers noted his fingernails were short. There was discussion whether they were bitten down nearly to the nub or just clipped—but there was no discussion about whether one of those fingers had pulled the trigger. That seemed to have already been widely decided.

But as with any arraignment, Mangione retained the presumption of innocence when he was directed to a seat at the defense table with his lead attorney, Karen Friedman Agnifilo. She was also wearing a white shirt and a maroon sweater. Her husband, attorney Marc Agnifilo, took a seat at the end of the table.

Mangione entered the same plea he had in federal court on Friday, where charges related to the same killing carry a possible death penalty.

“Not guilty,” he said.

I bet you didn't guess we'd go down this path:

The judge was Gregory Carro. He is the son of legendary jurist John Carro, the first Puerto Rican on the New York State Court of Appeals. The elder Carro started as a probation officer in the Bronx and handled a case involving 13-year-old Lee Harvey Oswald.

After the 1963 Kennedy assassin, John Carro testified before the Warren Commission that the teenaged Oswald had been a friendless chronic truant being raised by a mother who seemed overwhelmed after the death of his father two years before. Oswald had missed 47 days of school between October and January.

“This boy was in a potentially dangerous situation in so far as he was only 13 years of age, and he was not attending school at all,” John Carro said. “All he wanted to do was just remain home and watch television. He would begin watching television from nine o’clock in the morning till about four o’clock in the afternoon. And to me, this seemed unnatural and abnormal and that he was really not speaking to anybody. He was just actually living in a world of fantasy or just an illusory world.”

Anybody who heard that got a clue to how Oswald grew up to kill President Kennedy. It remains a mystery how the popular academic superachiever Mnagione ended up before the younger Judge Carro charged with murder in the first degree. He is said to have loving parents, many friends, and appears to be widely read. And while he has written online about painful back problems, the operation appears to have been largely successful. Notably, he was not enrolled in UnitedHealthcare, according to police.

But Mangione is reported to have gone dark some months ago, disappearing from friends and family. His mother finally filed a missing person report on him in San Francisco on Nov. 18, two weeks and two days before a masked man identified as Magione gunned down Thompson.

More important information:

Often, big time accused killers are known by their middle as well as first and last names; John Wilkes Booth, John Wayne Gacy, Mark David Chapman and, of course, Lee Harvey Oswald. But nobody in the younger Judge Carro’s courtroom on Monday was speaking about Luigi Nathan Mangione.

After her client pleaded not guilty, Friedman Agnifilo expressed that her client’s right to a fair trial has been jeopardized by what she described as a tug of war between city and federal officials.

“He’s a young man and he is being treated like a human ping pong ball between two warring jurisdictions here,” she said, placing her right hand ton Mangiano’s left shoulder.

She went on, “They’re literally treating him like he’s some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle. He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career. “

She was speaking of Mangionme’s staged welcome at the helipad on Thursday.

“There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles that frankly, I had no idea it was in their arsenal. That, and to have all of the press there, the media there, it was like perfectly choreographed.”

When you really need word count:

She was not done.

“And what was the New York City mayor doing at this press conference? Your Honor, that just made it utterly political.”

She observed that the courts had ruled perp walks unrelated to legitimate law enforcement purposes to be unconstitutional.

“I submit there was zero law enforcement objective to do that sort of perp walk,” she continued, “And frankly, your Honor, the mayor should know more than anyone of the presumption of innocence that he too is afforded when he is dealing with his own issues.”

She was clearly referring to Adams’ indictment for bribery and campaign finance violations.

In fact, on the same day as Mangione’s massive perp walk, Adams’ closest advisor, Ingrid Lewis-Martin, was herself charged with bribery.

“I submit that he was just trying to detract from those issues by making a spectacle of Mr. Mangione,” Friedman Agniiflo continued.

She cited Adams’ stated reason for being there.

“He said, ‘I wanted to send a strong message with the police commissioner that we’re leading from the front. I’m not gonna just allow him to come into our city. I wanted to look him in the eye and state. You carried out this terrorist act in my city, the City of New York that I love.’”

She noted that one word the mayor did not use was “alleged.” She signaled that she is going all in for her client.

“We’re going to fight these charges, whether it’s in the state or federal, to the fullest extent,” she declared.

For whatever reasons, nobody in Managione’s large family—he has 36 first cousins—seems to have been in the courtroom. But the judge had allowed a camera into the proceedings and if they watched the footage, they had reason to feel he has the right lead counsel.

The time came to schedule the next hearing, and the judge suggested Monday, Feb. 10.

“My co-counsel is going to have a trial and has Fridays off,” Friedman Agnifilo said.

Marc Agnifilo represents Sean “Diddy” Combs, who is scheduled to be on trial in Manhattan federal court on sex trafficking and racketeering charges. Carro set the hearing date for Friday, Feb. 21.

At one point on Monday when he was signing some papers, Mangione began to smile as he had in a fateful surveillance video in an uptown hostel that police say led to his identification and capture. But this grin was of much lower wattage and it immediately faded into a visage that on Friday still had some of the flush of a youth full of possibility.

For the accused killer known online simply as Luigi, the holidays are expected to mark his transfer from the dreaded federal MDC to the dreaded city-run Rikers Island.


  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    fatally shooting an unarmed and unsuspecting father of two

    Major "why would the allies persecute a dog-loving and vegetarian aspiring artist like this?" energy