Rocking up to the posh people looking like before ordering the fwa grass (idk how to spell it and idc enough to look it up, the thing where they're really mean to geese to make it)
NYT writer tapping their pencil rapidly against the paper and clutching their head trying to think of a tasteful way to compare caviar to Chinese womens' eggs so they can make a quippy reference to China's birthrate.
(They can't think of a tasteful way, but they do it anyway)
Rocking up to the posh people looking like
before ordering the fwa grass (idk how to spell it and idc enough to look it up, the thing where they're really mean to geese to make it)
Good choice. You wouldn't want to embarras yourself by ordering caviar now that China has developed a way of farming it sustainably and cheaply.
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NYT writer tapping their pencil rapidly against the paper and clutching their head trying to think of a tasteful way to compare caviar to Chinese womens' eggs so they can make a quippy reference to China's birthrate.
(They can't think of a tasteful way, but they do it anyway)
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this is true
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Faux Grass
It's actually synthetic weed in a pâté