Throwback to a weirdly horny Christmas post from Amtrak

HarryLime [any] · 16 hours ago

Throwback to a weirdly horny Christmas post from Amtrak

Alisu [they/them] · 9 hours ago

There's like 4 different sets of eyes on them

DickFuckarelli [he/him] · 11 hours ago

Josephine_Spiro [she/her, pup/pup's] · 10 hours ago

GAY TRAINS!!!!!!

wtypstanaccount04 [he/him] · 12 hours ago

Those sleeper cars aren't just for sleeping you know

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] · 10 hours ago

volcel police

VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its] · 10 hours ago

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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him] · 9 hours ago

Please don't make the Amtrak employees have to clean that up.

Balefirex [he/him] · 12 hours ago

wouldn't trains kissing be a crash at an intersection or something

PointAndClique [they/them] · 15 hours ago

On the outside I'm like

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cute holiday themed post!

On the inside I'm like

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I wan see demm trains fuggin

wtypstanaccount04 [he/him] · 12 hours ago

Put the train in the tunnel

HexReplyBot [none/use name] · 12 hours ago

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hungrybread [comrade/them] · 15 hours ago

Whatever gets Americans to demand more trains.

miz [any, any] · 14 hours ago

I'm not looking for the express train if you know what I mean