Literally cannot bare it anymore.

When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

  • ClathrateG [none/use name]
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    11 days ago

    I'm not sure if any of you read my inspired comment in the mega yesterday;

    Yeah but we should go back to outhouses, seems like we took a step back from days were you'd have a tiny poop-house and a larger non-poop-house;

    • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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      11 days ago

      I'm not going outside in the snow to take a shit in a glorified Port-a-Potty. Indoor plumbing is the greatest invention in history and you'll take it from my cold dead hands.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      10 days ago

      ive decided that the idea of "Bathrooms" sucks. yeah i really want to spend all my time indoors in the room next to my toilet. stupid ass. Suck off me.