HE WILL BE REFORGED IN THE FIRES OF HELL AND IT WILL ONLY ADD TO THE REASONS WHY HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BEAT DONALD TRUMP.

    • Blakey [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      Well that's a fucking jumpscare. Someone needs to drown this old gammon fuck.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      Three presidents, three centuries of leadership. The Triumvirate is probably the next best option to cloning Meta Jimmies and eating them to gain their power.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    galaxy-brain Year of Four Presidents means there'll be four presidents in office in 2025

    centrist Year of Four Presidents means four (current and former) presidents will die in the last 3 days of 2024

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      Team Jim or Take a Swim. That's my threat to America. He will drown every nonbeliever in 2028.

      • livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml
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        12 days ago

        Ohshit the submarine president's nautical revenge on third party voters makes me wish I didn't live amongst the coastal elite 👀

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
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          12 days ago

          It isn't the sea you have to fear. It's the River Styx. Jimmy will return and with him an army.