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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 21 days ago

If this image offends you, I'll help you pack.

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If this image offends you, I'll help you pack.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 21 days ago
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  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    21 days ago

    Holy shit thank you i needed help

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    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      21 days ago

      Another liberal kicked out of America.

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      • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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        21 days ago

        Oh I'm not moving away i just need help packing

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        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
          hexagon
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          21 days ago

          Sure I'll help you pack...pack up for liberal city! Owned.

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          • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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            21 days ago

            I can't afford the rent there, I'm off to hostile suburb to live in someone else's basement

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  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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    20 days ago

    One time I packed lunch it got permanently borrowed by a customer.

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  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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    20 days ago

    Where am I going?

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    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      20 days ago

      Newark. Good luck.

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      • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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        20 days ago

        Ah fuck

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  • sloth [none/use name]
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    19 days ago

    a bowl? spider-mad

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