GoebbelsDeezNuts [any] to

badposting • 18 days ago

I'm becoming a COP because IDK what else to do

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I'm becoming a COP because IDK what else to do

GoebbelsDeezNuts [any] to

badposting • 18 days ago

I know ACAB and everything but the pay and benefits are really good and I'll get to carry a gun...

insert plan on how to be a cop without being racist here I can do this because I'm neurodivergent.

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. I'd rather be making art or whatever, but I need the money to eat.

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Twitches@lemm.ee
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18 days ago
I unfortunately get this, the cops here make so much more than I make.

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- gaystyleJoker [she/her]M
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  no. bad
  
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    I'll definitely never do it.
    
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- NotLuigi [they/them]
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  This post is a parody of someone talking about going into finance capital
  
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