I know ACAB and everything but the pay and benefits are really good and I'll get to carry a gun...
insert plan on how to be a cop without being racist here I can do this because I'm neurodivergent.
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. I'd rather be making art or whatever, but I need the money to eat.
I'm going to become a cop so that when an acorn falls of a tree I can slowly roll on the floor and shoot at nothing