We're gonna get Greenland and the Gulf of America will have new rules - it's part of America now. That water's ours so more water should be ours. We only have some islands like the US Virgin Islands. Why not all? All Caribbean islands are close to America so we should take them. They can't stop me from taking them. So - I'll take them and make them work for us like Puerto Rico. Islands are good for tourism. And the Cayman Islands will be bigger and better. Wall Street in the Caribbean.
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We're gonna get Greenland and the Gulf of America will have new rules - it's part of America now. That water's ours so more water should be ours. We only have some islands like the US Virgin Islands. Why not all? All Caribbean islands are close to America so we should take them. They can't stop me from taking them. So - I'll take them and make them work for us like Puerto Rico. Islands are good for tourism. And the Cayman Islands will be bigger and better. Wall Street in the Caribbean.