Little Matty couldn't get it done folks! He had a great idea. A really tremendous idea. To get America to one billion Americans. Can you imagine? One billion! That's a lot. It's really a lot. But we can do it. I think we can do it. Watch out China! It was a great idea. But little Matty just couldn't get it done. He only has one kid I think. Just one! Gotta get those numbers up Matt! But seriously... one billion Americans. We can do it though. With Trump we can do it. We just need to make America bigger. That's right. Let's make American bigger again! We'll start with Greenland. Big, big island. Then Panama. Control all those big beautiful boats. All that trade. What are they going to do? These liberal leaders might cry about it, but what can they do really? People love America. Those people would love to be Americans. Can you imagine? Scarlett Johansson's from Denmark. She loves being American. Great actress. Very beautiful, acted on Broadway too, won a Tony. Loves being an American... and so will they. And that's just the start folks. We're gonna make America great again, make it big, really really big. And if these weak leaders make a stink, maybe we'll do Canada too. What's Trudeau going to do? He just quit. Well he says he quit but I think he was fired. People in Canada don't like him very much and but they love America. And now he's gone. Bye-bye! Back to daddy Castro in Cuba. You hear that, you ever hear about that? People say he's Castro's son. They do look the same. I don't know but people say it. Castro... bad guy but great with the ladies, strong leader. You've got to give him that... but a bad guy, Communist dictator. Trudeau. Son of a dictator... And what about Mexico? There's a lot of people in Mexico! We're already going to stand up to the cartels since they won't. We're already providing security and jobs for their country. Maybe we'll make them America too. Solve the border crisis. Stop the cartels. Go down and sort it all out down there. Make it America. One billion Americans folks! We can do it. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna make America big again!
The man on the mission to become biggest country in the world
Terminal paradox/HOI4 brain
Wot if barron is a hoi player
Wouldn't put it past him
Little Matty couldn't get it done folks! He had a great idea. A really tremendous idea. To get America to one billion Americans. Can you imagine? One billion! That's a lot. It's really a lot. But we can do it. I think we can do it. Watch out China! It was a great idea. But little Matty just couldn't get it done. He only has one kid I think. Just one! Gotta get those numbers up Matt! But seriously... one billion Americans. We can do it though. With Trump we can do it. We just need to make America bigger. That's right. Let's make American bigger again! We'll start with Greenland. Big, big island. Then Panama. Control all those big beautiful boats. All that trade. What are they going to do? These liberal leaders might cry about it, but what can they do really? People love America. Those people would love to be Americans. Can you imagine? Scarlett Johansson's from Denmark. She loves being American. Great actress. Very beautiful, acted on Broadway too, won a Tony. Loves being an American... and so will they. And that's just the start folks. We're gonna make America great again, make it big, really really big. And if these weak leaders make a stink, maybe we'll do Canada too. What's Trudeau going to do? He just quit. Well he says he quit but I think he was fired. People in Canada don't like him very much and but they love America. And now he's gone. Bye-bye! Back to daddy Castro in Cuba. You hear that, you ever hear about that? People say he's Castro's son. They do look the same. I don't know but people say it. Castro... bad guy but great with the ladies, strong leader. You've got to give him that... but a bad guy, Communist dictator. Trudeau. Son of a dictator... And what about Mexico? There's a lot of people in Mexico! We're already going to stand up to the cartels since they won't. We're already providing security and jobs for their country. Maybe we'll make them America too. Solve the border crisis. Stop the cartels. Go down and sort it all out down there. Make it America. One billion Americans folks! We can do it. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna make America big again!