Ah, Hexbear, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable theory session!

Myeah...

[Hexbear enters. In the dining room, She sits at the table and places a book down, while Dirt Owl runs to the study, only to find their copy of Das Kapital is covered in dust, and gasps in horror.]

Oh, egads! My theory is ruined!

[Hexbears' knocking on the kitchen door can be heard as Dirt Owl looks at Badposting across the street from their window]

"But what if... I were to shitpost and disguise it as my own theory?

Ohohoho...Delightfully devilish, Dirt Owl!

[Dirt Owl begins to climb through the window, but Hexbear enters the kitchen and catches Dirt Owl trying to leave.]

DIRT OWWWWWWWWL!

Hexbear! I was just...uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

"Why is there dust coming out of your theory, Dirt Owl?" [points to the dusty, unread theory]

Uh... oh! That isn't dust, it's smoke! smoke from the hard effort I'm putting into practicing leftist theory. [Taps their head] Mmmm, leftism!

[Once a suspicious Hexbear leaves the kitchen, Dirt Owl breathes a sigh of relief, climbs and runs across the street to Badposting, where they buy beanis to replace their dusty theory. The scene cuts to the dining room, where Dirt Owl comes from the study with beanis on a silver tray.]

I hope you're ready for mouthwatering beanis!

I thought we were having "Leftist Theory".

Oh no, I said 'beanis'! That's what I call leftist theory.

You know, this beanis is quite similar to the ones they have at c/badposting.

[chuckles] Oh, no! Patented Dirt Owl thought! Old Maoist recipe.

For leftist theory?

Yes.

Yes, and you call it theory, despite the fact it's obviously shitposting . [opens one of the beanis' and exposes the beans low effort pattern to Dirt Owl. Farding from the study can be heard]

Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... Excuse me for one second.

Of course.

[Dirt Owl enters and leaves the study swiftly upon seeing it is now covered in poopoo]

[pretends to yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be-- [notices the intense shidding coming from the study] GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

October revolution?

Uh... OCTOBER REVOLUTION!? IN THIS DECADE, IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR STUDY!?

Yes!

May I see it?

...No.