• WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    10 days ago

    Grumbian agricultural reform was a disaster.

    The scheme to ease the process of planting by merely leaving the seeds on top of the soil, allowed roughly 80% of potential agricultural crop to be eaten by birds. An internal investigation found agricultural minister Darby "Crackers" McGraw (who turned out to be a parrot standing on a mannequin's shoulders the entire time) to be wholly responsible.