Farting is a part of your soul trying to escape.
Don't worry, god shoves it back in when you die
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"Da GHOUST haz inveyded mah büt! Hez traing tü control me!" - Joel Vargskelethor
fun fact: did you know has been ??% depleted and will run out around ????
Why would you lie like this? Farts are piss in a transcended form. Sure, the Lord may shove it back in for His own reasons (He wants to turn it back into piss again later), but it’s just piss, no need to get spiritual about it (dare I say blasphemous…) 😒
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