1. go to red state
  2. take out life insurance policy on 6-week old fetus (legally a person)
  3. go to blue state
  4. get an abortion
  5. claim life insurance policy

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  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    4 hours ago

    I believe it takes a year to have life insurance kick in so that people don't take a policy out and

    CW: suicide

    suicide

    Now if you had the start up capital for a few frozen embryos you'd have a party

    • miz [any, any]
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      2 hours ago

      huh, I was under the impression that most policies simply exclude benefits if it was self-inflicted

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        2 hours ago

        After extensive research I've come to the conclusion that the self-inflicted clause is a time period of 2 years[1]. I don't think it matters the method of oopsie poopsie.

        [1] Highlighted blurb after googling the question without clicking the link

  • Cool_Name@lemm.ee
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    16 hours ago

    I do clinic defense at planned parenthood. One of our protestors has $8,000 saved up to give to someone who will cancel their abortion.

    I want to find a friend who plans to have a kid and convince them to pretend to seek an abortion and get "saved" by him so that they can take his money.