trump-enlightened bring the problem before the wise guru.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 days ago

    Starmer shall be summoned to the Office of Oval and supplicate himself before the enlightened sage. the Eternal Embodiment of Deals, Lama Trump, will declare this treaty auspicious or suspicious and then, to bless Acolyte Starmer with good fortune, urinate in his crying face.

    he will not be permitted to wash his piss coated face for a lunar cycle while he meditates on the smiling face of Sacred Deals.