Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 4 days ago

Pls buy me a Dreamcast

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Pls buy me a Dreamcast

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 4 days ago

You bought @TankieTanuki@hexbear.net an orange Nintendo Gamecube. how come I don't get anything? This isn't fair.

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AntifaSuperWombat [she/her]
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4 days ago
But what if you eat the Dreamcast by mistake, instead of the Doribo?

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- Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
  hexagon
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  4 days ago
  that can happen?!?
  
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  - AntifaSuperWombat [she/her]
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    4 days ago
    Knowing you, uhhh.... yes.
    
    But don’t worry. If it actually happens, you can simply eat more fibres, preferably carbon fibres or so I’ve heard. This should cure your digestive problem.
    
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