Because it'll make you money? No. (though it's price is rising)
Because you want to create a libertarian utopia? No, lol.
Because you care about the "Monero Circular Economy"? No.
You should acquire Monero because you can use it to acquire firearm parts and other products you might not want the government to know about.
Monero is a tool, not a commitment.
Oh, interesting.
I could take up writing such a thing.
o7