wtypstanaccount04 [he/him] to badposting • 10 hours agoHow do I make my farts smell worse?message-squaremessage-square18 fedilinkarrow-up117file-text
arrow-up117message-squareHow do I make my farts smell worse?wtypstanaccount04 [he/him] to badposting • 10 hours agomessage-square18 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Every once in a while I fart and it smells like something just died. How do I make them smell like that all the time?
minus-squarequarrk [he/him]hexbear10·10 hours agoThe key is to eat a lot of fiber all at once. Like 5 packets of oatmeal in 10 minutes. It will overwhelm your gut flora such that a lot of the fiber sits and ferments for a longer period of time, releasing sulfur as it breaks down. link
minus-squarewtypstanaccount04 [he/him]hexagonhexbear7·10 hours agoAhh, that explains why my farts were so nasty after two granola bars link
The key is to eat a lot of fiber all at once. Like 5 packets of oatmeal in 10 minutes. It will overwhelm your gut flora such that a lot of the fiber sits and ferments for a longer period of time, releasing sulfur as it breaks down.
Ahh, that explains why my farts were so nasty after two granola bars