Every once in a while I fart and it smells like something just died. How do I make them smell like that all the time?
Eat lots of Asparagus. The fiber will enhance your farts and bonus your pee will smell like rotten eggs
The key is to eat a lot of fiber all at once. Like 5 packets of oatmeal in 10 minutes. It will overwhelm your gut flora such that a lot of the fiber sits and ferments for a longer period of time, releasing sulfur as it breaks down.
Ahh, that explains why my farts were so nasty after two granola bars
Watch this video, put the stuff in a bong and take a couple of hits. If your face looks like this afterwards, you did everything right.
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Eat lots of broccoli, cabbage, or any other brassica
Some will even smell like farts when you're cooking them
Eat your own poop, until it becomes hyper concentrated source: my dogs
A few times at work I have let out a fart so bad I thought it was a gas leak. The Internet needs smell-o-vision so we can smell each others farts.
"I think that deep down inside, people wanna smell other people's farts" -Eddie Murphy
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that's fowl
