So there I was, flying through the only river gorge in the galaxy. I laughed and laughed and thought how cool this will be when the game releases. How much the poors will envy my $3000 Javelin destroyer while I pwn them. Wow it looks like a river! I wished I could capture this feeling forever, to live in this magical world, and the only barrier was my fucki[chr limit]
I once knew a guy who'd put thousands into Star Citizen in some galaxy brain plan to deny his ex-wife any money, and a Langley real estate agent who'd put even more in because he had too much money and nothing to do. The ships they spent fortunes on and were both most excited for still aren't in game yet, 8 years on.
When they are in the game, me and my legion of divorced men are going to absolutely pwn you for making fun of us.
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