• Dyno [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It gets better - if Biden wins, all he needs to do is have 4 photo ops:

    1. Where he's embracing an immigrant child freshly liberated from a cage
    2. Where he's planting a tree sapling
    3. Where he's giving a police officer a firm handshake and a stern finger-point
    4. Where he's handing a bed-ridden patient a Tylenol

    Libs will then post approximately 420 quadrillion tweets about how "this is what a real president looks like" and will be content that everything has been resolved.
    If at any point during the next 4 or 8 or 100 years they encounter some material consequence of his inaction and inefficacy, they will chalk it up to being a new or novel issue and will shunt it to the back of their subconscious where it will fester, until such a time that they finally decide that it's important, whereupon they will spend several years basking in their woke period and chastising everyone for not having done anything about it beforehand, before bullying them into voting for that generation's flavour of conservative centrist to repeat the cycle ad infinitum.