• Big_Bob [any]
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    10 months ago

    tfw no mentally deranged gf who will tie her hair around her face and rant about niche online topics that no one has ever heard of, like a soft spoken little lunatic

    sadness

    Yes, my dear. Vtubers are totally a plot to trap men into getting chained to their computers and reduce the west's birthrate as revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Here, let me pat that spittle from your lady beard.

    • Lochat [none/use name]
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      10 months ago

      When I think "People who watch Vtubers" my first overwhelming thought is "They are the people who would otherwise be impregnating everyone, if only this anime girl had smaller breasts."

      It's a pretty obvious conclusion.

    • Fibby@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      God damn this is a juicy rabbit hole. The Obama video seemed like a leftist shitting on Obama but then the "Woke friend" video seemed like a tradcath persecution fetish.

      Now I'm seeing reddit threads talking about her from ~2 months ago thinking she's going through a psychotic episode. Is the whole ASMR community this strange?

    • Fibby@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      https://youtu.be/m01hz-iv2LE?si=rxHaGHohMt1Y0srd

      I'm going in

      Edit: lol it was surprisingly good

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    10 months ago

    I keep getting ASMR videos, but they don't work on me

    The only thing that ever came close was a Michelob Ultra ad on a podcast I was listening to

    This was how I knew I was still a LIB

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Me, Obama, after learning of her turn to the far right: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer"

  • Fuckass
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    10 months ago

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