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I sat in the voting booth for like five minutes because I realized I had yet to decide between Howie and Gloria deep down. I'm not sure if I will eventually regret my vote for Howie, but the last thing that went through my head as I filled in the bubble was "this will own the libs more."
A stunning 438 other people than me voted for La Riva in my county (however I share a county with a major city so there's that).
Wait are we in the same county? Only a total of 70 voted for La Riva in my county, 2 being me and my younger sibling
Yeah true. Still my county went 60% Trump so I've been a little hype for the last 20mins or so since I saw there's decent double digits COOLZONE bros in my county
Five other people wrote in La Riva with me. More voted for Brian Carroll. I hate living here.
Where do you find this info? All I can find is stuff about dump and dementia.