I'll start - a comedic misprint means that everyone in Texas has to vote for Donald Trump or Hoe Biden. As a result, Texas goes blue but its EC votes are wasted.
I'll start - a comedic misprint means that everyone in Texas has to vote for Donald Trump or Hoe Biden. As a result, Texas goes blue but its EC votes are wasted.
Biden disappears for several weeks. It's revealed he died of COVID and Dems were trying to figure out a way forward without telling anyone. Trump declares himself winner a month before even early voting started. During his victory speech, Trump dies on stage. His followers rip his body to pieces and consume him on the spot.
Take it up a notch - Trump's been dead for six weeks, they've just been Weekend-at-Bernie'sing his dead ass