I saw what you've been spending on and I'm disappointed you bought that 
Sorosfootsoldier bought: X-TREME SEX ASS 10 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS!
I can explain.
You know Venmo spoiled the birthday present you got me, right?
one of my friends would list joke stuff like 'for terrorism', 'to my ISIS husband', and 'to fund the next 9/11' and the bank messaged them asking them to stop because they have to report each instance to police
Listen my secondhand Sex Arse was bought for research purposes
I was just paying rent and was thinking 'wtf why isnt private the default setting, why do my finances need to be social-media-itized?'
I'm pretty sure it's because Venmo wants to encourage people to show off their spending
If you bought/did something cool, you can pay for it with Venmo and super casually show it off by describing what you bought in the message
