• @Yurt_Owl
    hexbear
    28
    10 months ago

    I get coffee so i can spend more time pooping on company time. I then get another coffee as a cover to chat to colleagues. Then smoke break. Then lunch. Post lunch coffee chat. More poops. Then home.

    Work completed... none

    • @charlie
      hexbear
      9
      10 months ago

      Today I showed up an hour late, had a coffee, pooped, and scrolled Hexbear. I expect I’ll go take a car nap shortly, and have another coffee while reading Blackshirts. There’s a vending area and the camera only points at the pay terminal so free snacks too. (This tip provided by a rando who noticed me when I watched him grab some stuff and leave through the entrance)

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    7
    10 months ago

    i buy my coffee from the zapatistas so that i can ensure that my daily fascist bean juice at least comes from people who are relatively free

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
    hexbear
    4
    10 months ago

    geordi-no buying coffee to perform better at work

    geordi-yes buying coffee because it tastes good

    Death to America

  • BigHaas [he/him]
    hexbear
    4
    10 months ago

    Y'all should take a peek at reddit.com/r/nootropics

    • @Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
      hexbear
      2
      10 months ago

      Every job I've had, both factory worker and as a software engineer has had free unlimited coffee, tea and hot chocolate.