https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1327393476003160064

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I like turkey too but I'm trying to go vegetarian now so what are ya gonna do.

    • cuckfucker93 [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      You can go vegetarian most of the time and still eat meat every once in a while like your medieval ancestors did

      Unless you are descended from nobility I guess

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        fucking hell I have enough bastard ancestors I don't need to figure out who my bastard ancestors were BEFORE they got to this continent

        • cuckfucker93 [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          There is a vanishingly small chance they were anything besides dirt farmers or maybe small artisans

          • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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            4 years ago

            While true, knowing how aggressively white I am I wouldn't be surprised if I was a direct descendant of Lord Aethelfred the Peasant Stabber, devourer of many kittens or some other very obvious bastard