https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1327393476003160064

  • WetAssPossum [they/them,ey/em]
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    4 years ago

    Fuck I wish my family drank. All they do is eat cold casseroles and talk about how queer people are going to Hell. At least warm the fucking ham up Ruth! You took it out of the oven 5 hours ago and left it uncovered, it's colder than the lumpy as fuck mashed potatoes.

    Last couple times I spent time with family I snuck a flask, except for christmas when I had to drive my grandparents. I'm kinda glad covid has given me an excuse to not see my shitty family without making my grandparents, who are mostly alright, upset.