"Why yes, my overpriced fake leather nostolgiabait shoes that have nothing in it, dont come in wide, and gives people pla tar fasciitis is muxh better than the other overpriced fake leather hipsterbait shoe!!!!"

And then kids will literally screech in the damn store if they dont get their shitty nike shoe, becayse its about the NAME of the BRAND!!!

FUCK OFF SNEAKERHEADS YOU ALL SUCK!!!

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    i love my sneakerhead friends who get irate with me whenever I open their closet and ask them if they've ever worn half of the shit they have sitting in the original boxes.

    "yeah i've worn them once or twice" only once or twice?? they were $350 why not wear them tonight to the bar dean-smile

    "ABC don't fucking start you know they'll get ruined by someone dropping a cocktail on them and I'll wind up losing my fucking mind"

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Know what happens if somebody drops a drink on my boots? I spray them off next time im by a hose because they're actually meant to be functional footwear.